Crohn's Remix to Magic: Written by Elizabeth Schmidt(Yours truly)

I got the Crohn's in me. 

Every time I touch that Big Mac it turns into throw up

Everybody knows I got the Crohn's in me 

When I hit the floor the nurses come running to me

Now everybody wants some presto

Ensure, ensure, ensure 

Ensure, ensure, ensure

Ensure, ensure, ensure

I've got the Crohn's in me

These shots that I'll inject 

Will blow your mind

Pick a medicine any medicine

I'll hypnotize you with every picc line 

I'll need a nurse practitioner how about you. With the NG tube?

Come on down to the front and stand right here don't be shy!

I'll have you injectin

Have your mind spinnin'

Doctors tryin' to understand my genetics

Even Burill Crohn had to go and take some classes

And I see the surgeon like

What's up man? What's happenin'?

So come one, come all

And see the show tonight

Prepare to be astounded

No dietician or nutrition

You know I'm no hypochondriac 

I've never told a lie

So call me Mrs. Bowel girl 

I stay in room nine

I got the Crohn's in me!

Yeah I was feeling like complete crap so when i wrote this so maybe this can brighten someone else's day who also feels like crap?